morgan elizabeth
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

(via josephledger-)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via josephledger-)

me:[gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat:[makes a tiny cat noise]
me:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

mellie-waffle:

Get ready Ladies and Gentlemen. Halloween is coming. :)

the-almost-doctor:

That time of year again

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