Thunderstorm cloud lamp
I Want it
its doing a shit job of lighting that room 3/10 would not buy
Is this the real life
Or is this just a fantasy
no this is patrick
maybe it’s maybelline
so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
THIS NEVER GETS OLD
me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
10/10 would bang.
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
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